Some Good Advice for Old Men
Things are different when you are old. To save your self a lot of grief, Old Man, take my advice:
NEVER eat corn-on-the-cob in public, especially if you have a beard. There is something disgusting about kernels of corn in an old man s beard.
WHEN your wife brings you eggs and toast instead of the eggs, ham, and potatoes you ordered, say Thank you, Dear! and eat your eggs and toast. If you tell her she forgot the ham and potatoes, she will feel bad because she forgot to bring them. Sooner or later, she will get even with you.
DON T put pans on top of plates and glasses in the sink. She will just
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TRY NOT to let the gasoline gage drop below full or she will nag you to death how you are going to get stranded on an old country road at midnight because YOU DIDN T BUY GAS!
TAKE the garbage out when she tells you. If you miss the garbage truck you will have seven days of hell. (This is not as serious in my town where they pick up the garbage on Monday and Thursday.)
ALWAYS pick up your dirty clothes and put them
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REMEMBER that washing machines are too complicated for men to operate. Don t even think about it!
YOU SHOULD NOT try to jog along side of that Latin lady down at the track. You won t last three minutes before your heart goes into a thimwiggle and scares your pants off. (A “thimwiggle” is that erratic heart beat that can kill you. My wife gave me this exact advice.)
DANCING the jitterbug at
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ABOVE ALL for those of you that have a zillion grandkids and great grandkids like I do, do your Christmas shopping the day before Thanksgiving when the stocks are at their peak, the number of clerks is at the maximum, and the stores are empty. (Read my article on the best shopping day of the year.)
FINALLY make sure you have a room in your house that is grandkid proof and has only one chair. It must have a TV and shelves for your wife s dolls and stuffed animals. Tell her that
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As Red Green says, Keep your stick on the ice!
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